I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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