When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Randomize
