you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
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