So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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