can we get nightvision for the apartment?
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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