PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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