god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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