he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I supernannyed him into submission
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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