hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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