Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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