Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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