Buhtt sex?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
It's blow job season.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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