She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
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