i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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