Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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