Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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