I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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