And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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