So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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