Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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