C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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