Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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