We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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