try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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