We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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