chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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