there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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