I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
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