dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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