Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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