that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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