HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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