she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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