How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Randomize
