I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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