Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Blow job season was short but glorious.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I have aggressive nipples.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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