he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
it glows. i had to have it.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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