And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
