I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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