we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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