So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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