his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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