you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
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You. Win. At. Life.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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