A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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