Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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