He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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