rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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