Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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