Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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