why didn't you poke me back
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I puked a lego.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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