belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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