Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
