i barfeds in our rink
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Randomize
