We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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