My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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