Capitaan dildo arrescate!
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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