i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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