my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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