in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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